Weekboek III – Blokken en daten gaan niet gepaard!

Awel, die goede voornemens, hé, die hangen al ferm mijn kl*ten uit! Ik eet vele gezonder, maar ik verhonger ook enorm! Ik sport ook vele meer, dat voel ik aan mijn achterwerk. Maar dat studeren, …. pfff, dat studeren lukt voor geen meter! Er zijn dus vakken die ik met ‘enthousiasme’ studeer, en met ‘enthousiasme’

Singlehood: About Halloween Night!

3 years ago, on October 31st I became single, after a 9-month toxic relationship. You know about that if you read my previous columns. Zozo and I decided to go out and dress up a bit on Halloween. She went as a Playboy Bunny and I went as Minnie Mouse. We found a party to go to in a

Singlehood V: Miss Detective on a Mission

I haven’t written a column for a long time because my laptop did an update and erased all the Notes I had, meaning everything I had prepared for my blog. Thank you very much, MacBook! I was so pissed that I didn’t open Notes for a long time, and here I am. Now, I have

Singlehood IIII: Freakshow of Stalkers!

2014 went by and somehow wanted to make friends in my class, and so I did. I became friends with Zoë and Ines. By that time in 2015, I was still very much single. I wanted to retire from the department of Singlehood, but things started to change a bit in that department. March 2015,

Singlehood, Part III: Lawyered!

Last time in Singlehood, Part II: I’m over Mister Small Penis: By that time, I had gained ten kilograms since the relationship started, to April 2014. I did realize I was fat but somehow didn’t want to do anything about it. Dating people was not in my vocabulary. A friend told me about Tinder and